The Speedini is a sexy swimwear bikini for men. Masculine men. Manly men. Sexy, masculine, manly men.
Mission statement: Tanman and the Speedini crew are dedicated to improving your life. Suggestion: Wear Speedinis. Party all the time. Take it to the max.
Important facts(*):
- The use of a Speedini will increase your sexiness 10 times out of 10.
- The use of Speedinis is guaranteed to increase the quantity AND quality of your groupies.
- Tanman regularly shares secrets on being sweet, masculine and sexy. This advice has saved the lives of several people in 3rd world nations.