The Speedini is a man's bikini designed by Tanman for men. Tan men. Manly men. Tan, manly men.

Suggestion: Wear Speedinis. Party all the time. Take it to the max.

• The use of a Speedini will increase your sexiness 10 times out of 10.
• The use of Speedinis is guaranteed to increase the quantity AND quality of your groupies.
• Tanman regularly shares secrets on being sweet, masculine and sexy. This advice has saved the lives of several people in 3rd world nations.