Mission statement: Tanman and the Speedini crew are dedicated to improving your life.

• For most people, a better life means a sexier life. (We increase sexiness 10 times out of 10.)
• For others, a better life means scoring chicks/babes. (The use of Speedinis is guaranteed to increase the quantity AND quality of your scores.)
• To others, a better life means higher self confidence. (Tanman regularly shares his personal secrets of how you too can secure a path to realizing your inner awesomeness and overall above averageness.)